Oily, greasy, yumminess, oh my!

I have made a reputation for myself at work.  Not for a good work ethic, not for a charming personality (duh), but as the girl who gets the gigantic ooey gooey chocolate chip cookie every day for lunch for the past year or so.  So you can understand how shocked the cafeteria lady was as she saw me turn over a new leaf this year when I began replacing the cookie with a cup of soup and fries with a big salad.  And even more shocked when it continued for more than a day (don't worry, daily Cheese-its have NOT been eliminated)!

But for some reason, today was different.  The thought of eating another plain salad brought forth my gag reflex.  So, I ordered myself a nice, oily, mayo-licious sandwich with a side of large, greasy fries.  Yumm-o.  If that wasn't enough, I finished up my second box of Thin Mints today.  A sad, sad day. 

With all this intake in mind and my recent lil workout hiatus, I decided I needed to hit the 'mill immediately.  I attempted the long run today on an incline - a mere 1.0, yes, but still noteworthly for me.  I even bumped it up a notch from my typical 6.0.  I honestly could not remember a time when the last two miles hurt as much as it did today.  But with my orange Gatorade in hand, I eventually grunted (sorry to my neighboring runners!) my way through it.   

And now, thanks to my coworker, all I can think about is devouring this:

"The Bacon Cheese Turtleburger."  That's right, ground beef patties topped with sharp cheddar cheese and wrapped in woven bacon, with hotdogs for its head, tail, and limbs.  *Slurp!*